Friday
by Simon
It’s funny. You spend your whole life thinking about, chasing, and if you’re lucky having:
Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
And then you remember what sex is actually for.
Positively so…
In six months time there’ll be a mini-me or mini-wife. I’m absolutely over the moon right now, especially given the times that we’ve been through in recent months.
You’ll maybe understand that I’m not really up to blogging lately; the last few months have left me a little drained in that department!
And this week there’ll be no posting because it’s time to go and visit the family. So in the meantime here’s some Stevie Wonder to make the weekend go down a little easier.
The Songs That People Sing 
Heh. I got my first visitor from a google search for ‘sex’.
Brilliant. And brilliant. All brilliant. Lovely lovely stuff – congrats and love and hugs and all.
xx
O.M.G!!! FAN.TAS.TIC news! Well done both of you and good luck and….the adventure begins…! (It’s brilliant by the way) xx
You think you don’t have time to blog NOW? Just wait my friend, just wait…you won’t have time to turn on a computer.
Congrats X 1,00,000, though, seriously. It’s a wonderful time.
Congratulations and good luck.
Our second is due in January. Enjoy.
Drew
Congratulations, simon and mrs simon. You can’t let your fine blog died because of a baby. So here’s what you do: buy yourself a doll (a toy one; don’t use the old one from your single days – it’s too large for our purposes and might need fixing, requiring the expenditure of time you could be using by blogging). Having obtained a baby-sized doll, sit in front of your computer, cradling the doll in your left arm, positioning your index finger on the SHIFT key, and practice typing only with your right hand. Perhaps, like some perverts out there, you already have perfected the art of one-handed typing while being connected to the Internet. Now, while typing one-handed, using the left index finger for the capitalisation of words, sway your body gently from side to side.
Next you might want to let your engineering ingenuity run riot. A sturdy sling type of implement fastened to your neck and reaching down to about the level of just above your left nipple should be able to hold the bottle – for baby, not you.
This technique should take care of uncle e’s concerns. I’m looking forward to lots of 3am posts.
I have no intention of stopping; just not really had the brain for it lately; overload!
Its the end of the world as you know it.
Marvellous news.
All my love
DVD
word veri: Chafe
hurrah ! congratulations sweetie.
x
Much love to you both – you’ve clearly been makin’ it, ahahaha…
Brilliant news , Simon. I know you’ve had it tough recently. I’ve had the same experience but believe me being a father is the most rewarding experience imaginable and I know you are going to be great at it.
Verification word: xessesse
You gotta say yes to another xessesse!
Congratulations, Simon: if anybody deserves some good news, it’s you! All the best from Louise and I (our son’s 14th birthday was 4 months ago).
Top news Simon – hurrahs and hey ho’s all round
Congrats on the good news! How wonderful!
I know I’m late…..but I hpe you’ll still accept my congrats.
They tell me its a fine thing and all that, but I never saw the attraction myself.